Let’s have a look inside at a few pages of this book written by a cougar who’s an expert at tracking down teenage boys. According to the back cover, it includes “Step-by-step stalking strategy.” Below are some useful tables to help you on your quest for statutory rape bagging your teenage boy.
It’s okay to meet at church, the swimming pool, sponsored dances, the opera and the kennel. Not okay to meet on elevated trains, movies, railroad terminals or elevators. For yacht clubs, the author says “Heavens yes!”… clearly, the risk outweighs the prospect of meeting somebody rich.
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