Rock star bulge pictures run across so many decades, genres, and social and cultural movements it would be foolish to cram them all into one list.
Whether you’re here to gaze hungrily at girth, laugh at obscene anatomical outlines, compare your bell tower to the monumental edifices of yore, or get ideas for your next rock and roll orgy Halloween party, you’re sure to be titillated by the classic rocker bulges herein. Behold the beltway behemoths of classic rock’s most well-hung daddies with these rock star bulge photos.
1. Ringo Starr
2. Marc Bolan
3. Robert Plant
4. Pete Townshend and Keith Moon
5. Freddie Mercury